Answered by: Le Bomb

In no more than 25 words, explain what makes you different to what’s out there already…

“Outside any particular current trend we’re energetic, hungry, hard working and prepared to sell our souls for our music.”

It’s a wet and windy Tuesday evening in February and you’re on tour. Why should people venture out to come see you?

“Why watch Hollyoaks three times in one evening when you can come to a gig; we may even let you join in on the mic, play my guitar, share a dance or give you a free record - who knows, you might just meet a beautiful real life boy/girl rather than drooling over Chester’s finest on screen.”

Are you currently holding down other jobs? If so, what are they, and would you recommend them to other aspiring artists in need of cash?

“We’re all working full time day jobs; it’s knackering, but the money feeds the music unfortunately. We work in advertising, TV, administration and tourism - I recommend getting signed and sacking off the day job to be honest.”

You’re on top of a soapbox, telling everyone where you aspire to be in five years time. Where do you aim to be, and what’s your mission statement?

“I plan to be on main stage at Glastonbury. I made a vow I would never go back there unless it was to play, so I am waiting for Eavis to come calling. I reckon 5 years time might just do it ;) ”

For a bonus point – tell us a joke! You don’t have to, but if you feel the urge…