Answers by : Neville Bare

In no more than 25 words, explain what makes you different to what’s out there already…

“We kind of look funny, and dance pretty weird - and our songs are pretty easy for drunk people to sing along to.”

It’s a wet and windy Tuesday evening in February and you’re on tour. Why should people venture out to come see you?

“We'll make 'em smile, or their money back! And with a little bit of   effort/beverage consumption on their part we'll almost certainly make 'em laugh, sing along or even dance.”

Are you currently holding down other jobs? If so, what are they, and would you recommend them to other aspiring artists in need of cash?

“Students – there's a lot less dossing then I expected. The Daily Mail told me all I'd have to do was get stoned for 3 years; degree can really get in the way of university.”

You’re on top of a soapbox, telling everyone where you aspire to be in five years time. Where do you aim to be, and what’s your mission statement?

“Playing to people who want to hear us. Simple as!”

For a bonus point – tell us a joke! You don’t have to, but if you feel the urge…

“Two guys sitting in a pub. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”