Formed at the arse-end of 2007, the boys have been busy building a solid fan-base on the London and university circuits alongside bands such as The Hoosiers (nice chaps), Rumblestrips (top band), The Twang (twats).

To pigeonhole the band in a wanky NME-style journalistic prose:

“The Piccadillys sound like The Arctic Monkeys meeting The Fratellis in a London boozer for 10 pints, pie & mash and a punch-up at closing time.” Woo Hoo!

In no more than 25 words, explain what makes you different to what’s out there already…

“We don’t take ourselves too seriously aside from the daily worship of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ, which we take VERY FUCKING SERIOUSLY!!!”  

It’s a wet and windy Tuesday evening in February and you’re on tour. Why should people venture out to come see you?

“Because they’re particularly keen on the band.”

Are you currently holding down other jobs? If so, what are they, and would you recommend them to other aspiring artists in need of cash?

“Being a male escort’s quite lucrative so long as don’t mind lapping up a bit of stale old fanny.”

You’re on top of a soapbox, telling everyone where you aspire to be in five years time. Where do you aim to be, and what’s your mission statement? 

“In training for a celebrity 6 man tag-team wrestling match VS Johnny Borrell, Brandon Flowers and Bono.

1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law”

 For a bonus point – tell us a joke! You don’t have to, but if you feel the urge…

“Q: What do you call a black man that flies a plane?

 A: A pilot you racist!”